This is all very inappropriate

My nose is pressed up against a fish bowl
Fingers tapping on the glass

Trying to provoke it

Poking my pinky finger into the bubbling water, waiting for a nibble

Amused when the creature inadvertently stirs

Pulling away to admire my handiwork

Only to be interrupted by a sober
'Don't you have something better to do?'

(No, not really)